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A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
<br /> 一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头
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<br /> "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.
<br /> “我不禁注意到,你看起来是多么的幸福，”女士说。
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<br /> "What's your secret for a long、 happy life?"
<br /> “你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”
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<br /> "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
<br /> “我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
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<br /> "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
<br /> “哦，真是太神奇了！”女士说。“您今年高寿？”
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<br /> "Twenty-six."
<br /> “二十六。
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