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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
<br /> 一个男孩问他的爸爸：爸爸，臭虫好吃吗？
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<br /> "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
<br /> 爸爸回答：太恶心了，我们还是别再吃饭的时候讨论这个问题。
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<br /> After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"
<br /> 饭后，爸爸说：儿子，你刚刚想问我什么呢？
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<br /> "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
<br /> 没事了！ 儿子回答： 刚刚，你汤里有个臭虫，现在没了。
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<br /> A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:
<br /> 一位先生去赴宴迟到了,匆忙入座后,发现自己的座位正对着烤乳猪,
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<br /> "Not bad, I am next to the pig."
<br /> 于是大为高兴的说：“还不错,我坐在乳猪的旁边.”
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<br /> But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.
<br /> 这时才发现身...