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<br /> Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,
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<br /> "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
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<br /> "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
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<br /> "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
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<br /> Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop,
<br /> one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
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<br /> "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
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<br /> "No," said Little Johnny,...