This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about behavioural challenges. Is it okay to notice when a dad is HOT? An American podcast changes Andrew's algorithm as he deep dives into 'Elimination Communication' for the good of TEE listeners, and he'll never look at 'sphincter control' the same way again. Katherine might die on Friday but for now, your emails on pettiness towards GRANDmother-in-laws, a psycho landlord, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We hear from listeners about when to become a stepdad and when to break up with a 'meh' dad. Plus, a Canadian listener has spotted Romesh on a flight from Edmonton! Finally, TEE Producer, Andrew Johnston treats us to a special holiday story time episode and BOY this story has it all: infidelity, intrigue, power imbalances, politics, prose, fashion and FELCHING. Yes, felching.x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might indicate evil-doers have deformed genitalia. Was Paris Hilton nearly sourced for Jeffrey Epstein by G-Max in a nightclub? Also, your letters on how having one daughter is tres chic and whether or not to attend dad's Christmas. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surprise third pregnancy and WOW. People are so so kind. Some people are bad though as we DELVE into the leaked Epstein Emails as succinctly as we can. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it not fine to say? Oh... Violet nearly gets in trouble as she fancies her self the Mayfair Ja Rule and throws a HUGE halloween party. Katherine remembers she's in a Christmas film. Diplo shares that he was romantically with BOTH Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. Also, your letters on passive-aggressive baby helpers and being unsure about how to move forward with an unplanned pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, Andrew loses his style, titles and residence while Harry and Meghan are batting for the wrong team. Also, your letters on birth trauma and an exciting update about the stalker! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a piece of it on Monday too. Also, are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry suspects in the robbery at most famous French museum or was their outing in Paris just a coincidence? David Harbour says the quiet part LOUD and a comedian vows to put a cap on his baby-making ways by 'only dating women who have run out of period'. Also, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine and special guest Bobby are Telling Everybody Everything about former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's CONFIRMED romance with astro-dweeb pop princess, Katy Perry. Yucky. Why did he and his wife get divorced anyway and what's up with his tattoo? Also, when are we allowed to speak ill of the dead? Has it been long enough since Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband's tragic passing to discuss mishandling of finances between them while he was her manager? We think YES. Also, we deep dive on Eastern-inspired luxury postpartum recovery stays as Katherine plans to rock up to Claridges Hotel with a newborn for some rest. Plus, your letters on a SAUCY account discovery that could also be 'suggested' to other family members on the same algorithm, and whether or not to pull your teen out of school for mental health recovery. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she's chosen to list her beautiful church conversion maisonette for sale. Taxes seem unfair and Cardi B is beefing with Nicki Minaj again, but BADLY. Is that an authentic scrabble or carefully crafted PR stunt to generate album sales? We just don't know anymore. It's nearly time for The Real Housewives of London reunion and Katherine worries about the drama around her impending birth after an admin mixup at the hospital. Pedo Ian Watkins is dead but not in the way that we'd hoped. Plus, a belated listener letter of solidarity for the man with paternity issues in Japan. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bodies by declaring that there could be a casual link between autism and Tylenol - the only drug deemed safe to treat pregnant women's pain and fever. Fun! Bobby and Katherine went on the trip of a lifetime to watch Bobby's favourite NFL team play in Dublin over the weekend and SUPERVET, Noel Fitzpatrick is about to appear in a lot of Tik Toks. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot of mystery and coincidence surrounding this case as she appears to have been 'romantically' (though this is abuse and we get that) linked to viral musician, D4VD who is the registered owner of the vehicle. A very strange case with blood boiling reactions from the media. PLUS Cardi B has learned exactly nothing as she announces her fourth pregnancy - her first with NFL star Steffon Diggs. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a clip where she talked about men casually cheating going viral for a second time. But why? OOooooohhh it seems YET ANOTHER MAN HAS MINDLESSLY CHEATED. Katherine congratulates him on getting ahead of the Strictly curse by cheating a whole three years BEFORE appearing on the show. Inspired. Also, we take a (mostly) unbiased and WHOLLY empathic look at the life, influence and murder of conservative political activist, Charlie Kirk. You might not have known much about him if you didn't have teenagers, so we break it down for the millennial moms and boomers alike. Plus, Katherine experiences a new phenomenon - being annoyed by WOMEN. Finally, your letters on a fat husband losing weight for his side chick and a future mother-in-law with no boundaries. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine *AND VIOLET RYAN* are Telling Everybody Everything about 'The American Royal Wedding' also known as the engagement heard round the world as Travis Kelce pops the question to Taylor Swift. 'Your English Teacher and Your Gym Teacher are getting married'. This Swiftie Special has everything - from when and where they got engaged to the importance of full glam for the occasion. The Ring, Celeb Reactions, PreNups, The Takes, The Gaylord and Wild Wedding Speculations JAM PACK this episode with Taylor intel and just the right amount of Violet Ryan Gen Z spice. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The Bop House influencer collective claim to be earning up to two million dollars A MONTH each just by posting jailbait-y content to a thirsty market. What are these girls all about? Is theirs a smart business decision or creating an appetite for something BAD BAD BAD. Plus, your letters on friends for Bobby K, husbands going to see exotic dancers and a baby-trapped friend abroad. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine is joined for part of today's episode by Bobby where they're Telling Everybody Everything about K-Fed's new memoir. What's with exes uniting this week? It's not just Britney's ex, but Katie Price also has former partners promising 'the truth' as women on social media leap to her defence. Plus, Violet and her teen cousins head off to Reading Festival with security to protect them, Katherine braces herself for WEEKS of family visits as everyone descends on London for Joanne's wedding, and the Daily Mail delights us with an adorable headline. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about teen boundaries being broken abroad. Who's in the wrong when a parent's boundaries have been rewritten by the adults on the ground? Bobby and Katherine decide last minute to take the smaller kids away for a luxury holiday in Crète, and Katherine narrowly (or not-so-narrowly) makes it onto the flight home having forgotten she needed a fit-to-fly letter. Is luxury travel even possible with toddlers? Katherine wants to get into hotel management and fix a few bugs in that department. Also, a listener letter who questions which approach to take at her cousin's upcoming wedding: Queen of Serene or PETTY REVENGE. Katherine prepares for tonight's red carpet premiere and asks herself, 'What Would The Real Housewives of London Do?' x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last minute plans to go on a holiday curated by expert planner, Bobby K. Bobby joins us to discuss a disgraced Christian Rock star, Brandy Glanville's miracle face cure, why he grew up terrified of Lyme's Disease and what swayed their decision to plan for an upcoming delivery at The Portland Hospital. Violet is spending the month in Canada under the strict supervision of party animal, auntie Kerrie. What could go wrong?? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody what she really thinks of a hot topic last week - 'Deadbeat Dads'! Also, Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau? We've also received SOOOOO many messages about reality star Sam Faiers letting her children build up a 'natural tolerance' to the sun rather than slathering them in SPF. Vogue magazine publishes its first AI model in a Guess advert and Katherine attends the OASIS concert at Wembley Stadium with friends from home. Will she ever dance again? Plus, a listener letter about getting in touch with an estranged and now sick sperm donor. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turned away, and she gives advice to waitstaff on how to augment their tip by at least 20 percent. Plus. THAT COLDPLAY COUPLE caught on the jumbotron that everyone can't stop talking about. Is it too much for two nerds? Also, Late Night Chat Shows are FINISHED in America. What can we expect from television in the UK? Is there any chance of saving it? Plus, your letters on becoming the 4th baby mum, accessing therapy for children and dying your hair in pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything by sharing your letters for the young woman faced with her stalker's release in August. What can she do to protect herself? Is the system broken or are the police at fault? What's her CCTV situation and digital footprint like? This week, the Ryan-Kootstras faced issues with the council and a hefty tax bill so admin was at the top of the list as they hosted guests and attended 'Just For One Day', the magnificent Live Aid Musical in the west end. Katherine's cannot BELIEVE that Lena Dunham's actual husband has only seen three episodes of GIRLS as 'Too Much' gets rave reviews on Netflix. Also, The Epstein files aren't coming out after all, but if it's any consolation, Bezos might be buying Vogue and Mattel releases a Barbie with type one diabetes. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's summer of sadness as trees are cut down and yet another online tradesman does him wrong. Katherine considers getting a fully reclining massage chair rather than a nursery chair and THERE'S ONE CHAIR that's got to go. Lauren Sanchez should write books to inspire side chicks, Katherine looked a mess at Mel B's wedding and P Diddy dodges many of the charges against him! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released into her community after repeatedly violating orders of protection and spending time in prison for harassing her. Can anything be done to protect her!? Also, Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Ricki Lake has a more budget-friendly facelift than Kris Jenner and Tattle gets exposed. Plus, a listener dilemma on how to manage hurt family feelings by getting eloped. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!!?! (or just me) x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless public scrutiny of a woman she loves. Justin Bieber said to his wife that she would 'never be on the cover of Vogue' during an argument and publicly apologises but it seemed backhanded to us..... Will Trump pardon Diddy? Elon Musk seems to be out of the White House and CROSS about it (or just on Ketamine). Will we ever see the Epstein files? Plus, your emails on Meg's passing, getting married at 20, and a reality star who won't pay his bills. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (The mums are lovely lol). Bobby's got a yucky man in the family who's been predictably pathetic and his children are reaching out to express their disgust. Plus, Katherine is bummed not to have been able to attend another Mighty Hoopla festival in Brixton. It's homophobic at this point and she won't take it anymore. Also, Katherine's recent interest in facelifts makes sense as she embarks upon a fat girl summer. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINAL split from Offset who is asking for spousal support. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week of Bobby K loyalty as the two have just retuned from a whirlwind ancestry trip to Friesland, the northern province in The Netherlands where Bobby's family are from. Plus, now the dust has settled on Kris Jenner's STUNNING new facelift, Katherine regrets commenting on it at all. Does she have a neurodivergence about being wrongly corrected or is she just a dick? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too much at once and a few mums took issue with Violet being left in London to write her GCSE exams. Violet stirred up controversy at home posting her thoughts on Chris Brown being granted a VISA by the British Government just to be arrested at the Lowry Hotel in Salford and held in a Manchester prison (lol). Also, Diddy trial updates that come with a severe trigger warning. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn't like sports. Donald Trump has inserted his opinion into the NFL draft and a very old Football Coach seems to be being BOSSED by a student-cheerleader he might doing her homework on a flight. Is this elder abuse or plain genius on her part? Plus, your letters on herpes, venting about marriage to a friend, and a barking man in an alleyway. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
