A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,"I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad." 一个男人拿着一条面包走进面包店:“这面包是在你这儿买的,味道很糟糕。”
一名教师因为闯红灯被开罚单。她到了交通法庭后,要求法官先处理她的案子,因为她要赶回去上课。
Daughter: Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? 女儿:妈妈,你为什么有好几根白头发?
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt. 杰克骑车摔伤了。 A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. 一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让杰克填。
Father: Is the school closed today? 父亲:今天学校放假了吗? Son: No, Dad. I came home early. 儿子:没有,爸爸。我提前回来了。
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. 一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him. 一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." 路人甲对路人乙说,"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?" The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" 路人乙说:"我猜对了,你能给我一个不?"
Beautiful spring is here. 春天就在这里。 The winter is gone. 冬天走了。 But the birds are back. 鸟儿回来了。
“I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.” “对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. 春天来了,春天是每年的第一个季节。
法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。
一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快,但是牙齿很糟糕。一天晚上,这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠,但是它却吃不了它,因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。
因为父母的错误而去责备孩子,这是不对的!
小女孩因为一件没有做过的事情受到惩罚,而这件事件却是小女孩的家庭作业!
我有一个完美儿子:他不喝酒,不抽烟,从不晚回家。原来~这个完美儿子是个不足6个月大的小宝贝!
作为一个学生,我的日常生活很乏味,但我仍然坚持着,因为我想要将来做对国家有用的人!
老鼠遇上猫,老鼠妈妈学狗叫把猫吓跑了!
一只小胖猴子很喜欢吃香蕉,于是不停地吃啊吃啊,最后吃掉一整串香蕉后不能躺下睡觉啦!
费雷德看到一个站在树枝上砍树的男士,好心提醒他这样做很危险,没想到。。。
在河里洗澡的小汤姆并不擅长游泳,后来遇到了危险
动物园的金企鹅需要通过散步来减肥,这是为什么?
画蛇添足
One day, a father and his little son were going home.一天,父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。讨论drunk是什么意思,这才发现父亲其实已经喝醉了。
掩耳盗铃的故事
强力安眠药可不是随便乱吃的哦~
Tom要成为歌唱明星,决定要改名字
我家的狗狗不咬人,可那不是我的狗