我给大家说笑话之“王先生的英文情书””
Dear wang litte sister: ~ 親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you. ~ 自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes
close and open again and again,I die again and again. ~
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me,
you will one see clock. ~
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情.
I think l should introduce myself to you. ~ 我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25. ~
我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就翻成great吧！)
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ~
我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work. ~
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
~ 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ~
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
Like Your people ~ 喜歡妳的人
(........原來"做早操"的英文是"make early fuck")
