O Captain! My Captain! (RHOSLC Deep Dive)

<p>Sarah packs herself into a carry-on and sort of half-rolls into the steerage section of Captain Jason's yacht (see also: loins). After leaving extra buckets outside Angie K. and Mary's room - because that's what friends are for - and burning Jared's unicorn (a stuffed animal choice representing, one assumes, the reality of wishing he was a better man), she waves to Ben in the galley - named after herself, obvs - and creates a mini cloffice in one of the 19 extra bedrooms that production hid from the cast (geniuses, all). This RHOSLC deep dive was recorded mid euphoria after watching the episode live - but while WWHL was airing, updates to follow, Lisa Barlow, don't worry, bcc John - Sarah unpacks her highs (every minute), lows (literally zero, also Britani and men), and whoas: Bronwyn's surprise arrival, Lisa's friendship omertà with Meredith, Judge Judy's possible response, Britani's fun new math of a '30-day break, in which the breaks happen during slumber, what RHOSLC gets right ...