
Caligula: Rome’s Most Unhinged Emperor (and His Floating Sex Boat)
Published on May 30
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This week, we’re diving toga-first into the life and utter chaos of Caligula—the Roman emperor who ruled for just four years and made every single second a full-blown historical fever dream.
From horse palaces and floating orgy boats to stabbing Poseidon and bullying his own guards, Caligula redefined what it meant to rule like a god (or at least think he was one). But was he really mad… or just the ultimate troll in a laurel wreath?
This is Roman history at its weirdest—and honestly, its most fun.
⏱️ What You’ll Hear
00:02:00 – Who was Caligula really? And why did soldiers call him “Little Boots”?
00:06:00 – Roman power struggles, poisoned dads, and childhood trauma
00:08:00 – The golden-boy emperor everyone loved… until he got sick
00:11:00 – Enter: the villain era. Tormenting senators, gladiator cosplay, and birthday revenge
00:13:00 – Floating bridges, floating orgies, and Mussolini’s wild archaeological discovery
00:17:00 – Declaring war on ...