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The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs<br><br>Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. <br>Or at least they think they do. But I’ll let you in on a little secret. <br>Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story.<br>I’m the wolf. Alexander T. Wolf.<br>You can call me Al.<br>I don’t know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it’s all wrong.<br>Maybe it’s because of our diet.<br>Hey, it’s not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. <br>That’s just the way we are. <br>If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably think you’re Big and Bad, too.<br>But like I was saying, the whole Big Bad Wolf thing is all wrong.<br>The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar.<br>This is the real story.<br>Way back in Once Upon a Time time, I was making a birthday cake for my dear old granny.<br>I had a terrible sneezing cold.<br>I ran out of sugar.<br>So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for a cup ...