"Sixteen Saltines"

She's got stickers on her locker

And the boys' numbers there in magic marker

I'm hungry and the hunger will linger

I eat sixteen saltine crackers

Then I lick my fingers

Well every morning I deliver the news

Black hat, white shoes, and I'm red all over

She's got a pink mailbox that she puts out front

Garbage in, garbage out

She's getting what she wants

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do

But when I'm by myself, I think of nothing else

Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Spike heels make a hole in a life boat

Drifting away when I'm talking and laughing as we float

I hear her whistle, that's how I know she's home

Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

Force fed forced meds till I drop dead

You can’t defeat her, when you meet her

You’ll get what I said

The Lord knows there's a method

To her madness

But the Lord's joke

Is a boat in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when she's gone

I sit and drink her perfume

And I'm sure she's drinking too

But why, where and what for and who?

And I'm solo rowing

On one side of the boat

Looking up, throwing up

A life saver down my throat

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?

Jack White