Ambrose Rejoins the Shield!

<p>This week's episode walks into the ring wearing the click-bait crown. "Ambrose Rejoins The Shield" sounds huge, right? Stick around and find out whether Dean actually walks through that curtain or if Kevin just keeps trolling the entire internet wrestling community. Kevin and Sean fire off on Jon Moxley's year-long title situation, dream up five-year reigns, and ponder why AEW championships apparently come with dentist-office magazines instead of mandatory defenses. It gets spicy fast and no one is safe from the booking board. Elsewhere, Cody Rhodes signs autographs beneath a towering vodka logo while LA Knight sneaks into RAW dressed like a leather couch from 1978. There are banter detours through Edge's abandoned trademark, PCO's retirement-but-not-really match, and a surprise cameo from "diddy freak-offs." If you think it stops at wrestling, buckle up. Cadillac Escalades losing sixty-four grand in value, billion-dollar tax bills, and the fragrant mysteries of New Delhi all crash ...