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130 An Inch Given,a Mile Taken p.398<br><br>Karen calls the manager for a dog day off. <br>(K=Karen; M=manager) <br>K: Hello, Mr.Fu? <br>M: Yes. This is he. <br>K: Uh... I'm calling to ask for a day off. <br>M: What's the matter? Are you sick again? <br>K: No. Um...actually it's my dog. I think it's that time of the month. I've got to take her to the vet. <br>M: I guess it's OK. But I didn't know dogs had periods. <br>K: They sure do. By the way, if she gets pregnant, do I get two months off? <br>M: Do you want permanent leave? <br>K: Uh...what do you mean? <br>