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<p data-start="275" data-end="591">For our Ninth Anniversary Episode, the Shat Crew draws the sword from the stone and rides into John Boorman's epic <em data-start="382" data-end= "393">Excalibur</em> (1981). Commissioned by Chris, Mike, and Ollie to celebrate their father Robert's 60th birthday, this Arthurian fever dream delivers knights, magic, and more shiny armor than a Manowar album cover.</p> <p data-start="649" data-end="1042">From Nicol Williamson's scene-stealing Merlin to Helen Mirren's wickedly alluring Morgana, the movie is equal parts mythic grandeur and campy chaos. Gene marvels at the operatic visuals, while Big D is dazzled by the medieval carnage. Together they debate whether this is the definitive retelling of the Arthurian legend or just a two-and-a-half-hour bad trip brought to life.</p> <p data-start="1044" data-end="1236">As we celebrate nine years of podcasting, join us for knights in shining armor, incestuous twists and the most metal "O Fortuna" montage ever ...